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Murry Christmas!

Murry Christmas!

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geekishchic:

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

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must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

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always reblog tumblr identification

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For all the Christmas haters out there

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Just Martha Stewart eating a Taco Bell burrito and drinking a 40oz of OE

Just Martha Stewart eating a Taco Bell burrito and drinking a 40oz of OE

reallyreallyreallytrying:

best sexuel position is 609 (girl lie one way, boy lie other way, dragon egg between them is incubated by their body heat)

Um, this just made me use the word “chuckle”

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uglynewyork:

This is my favorite photo on the net

uglynewyork:

This is my favorite photo on the net

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I read up to Illuminati and stopped. That word is a bigger turn off then a young chick with two babies.
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